nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

firelorcl:

koolaidicecubes:

firelorcl:

not paying attention to me. that’s a paddlin

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Paddle me ;)

i’ll paddle u all night

Celebrities take part in the Ice Bucket Challenge to raise awareness for ALS. (Part 1)

dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police

peble:

he likes the goo

memebuscemi:

when ur with ur best friend

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haskull:

haskull:

fcottm:

haskull:

Reblog to Activate the Bees

how do I turn it off???????????????????????

Click the button below to Deactivate the Bees.
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(Disclaimer: The above button does not actually deactivate the bees and was placed here only for the emotional reassurance of any individual who may be afraid of bees. Once an individual has reblogged this post, the bees are activated and cannot be stopped.)

Drag ha, Nicole

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

1771st:

"what u lookin at"

requiems:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE

kazuichisuoda:

This made my day tbh

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

a woman has a preference, yet suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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